My Favorite Twilight Quotes

Here are my personal favorite quotes from the entire Twilight saga. Please leave comments and add yours.

Edward

"Of all the things about me that could frighten you, you worry about my driving."

“You’re as white as a ghost – No, you’re as white as me.”

“But if you ever bring her back damaged again - and I don’t care whose fault it is; I don’t care if she merly trips, or if a meteor falls out of the sky and hits her in the head - if you return her to me in less that perfect condition that I left her in, you will be running with three legs. Do you understand that mongrel?”

“What if I’m not the superhero? What if I’m the bad guy?”

“This would be difficult on a couch.”

“And you’re worried, not because you are headed to meet a houseful of vampires, but because you think those vampires won’t approve of you, correct?”

“Just because you can’t sample the wine, doesn’t mean you can’t enjoy the bouquet!”

Bella

"About three things I was certain. First, Edward Cullen was a vampire. Second, there was a part of him, and I don't know how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for my blood. And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with him."

“Did you know ‘I told you so’ has a brother, Jacob? His name is ‘Shut the Hell Up.”

“I’m betting on Alice.”

“No Emmet, I punched a werewolf in the face.”

“Oh yes because a vampire sleepover is the pinnacle of safety conscious behavior.”

“I am switzerland. I refuse to be affected by territorial disputes between mythical creatures.”

Jacob

“Does my being half naked bother you?”

“Who’s afraid of the big, bad wolf?”

“The clouds I can handle, but I can’t fight with an Eclipse.”

“I’m sorry I can’t be the right kind of monster for you, Bella..”

Rosalie

“If we had happy endings, we’d all be under gravestones now.”