‘I Wanna Be Edward Cullen’ Song
This is one of the funniest song parodies I have ever heard. It is to the tune of Heartless by Kanye West.
Watch the video here. I have typed the lyrics below.
I Wanna Be Edward Cullen -- lyrics
In Twilight, this guy I know
the palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And you know, I
Wanna Be like Edward Cullen
I Wanna Be Edward Cullen
Wish I Could be Edward Cullen
Wish I could be Cullen
Wish that I could get all the girls, yo
Didn't have to breath
Didn't have to eat food
And of course I want to read
Everybody's thoughts
I wanna sparkle in the light,
and drive a Volvo
And honestly I want to play the piano.
Althought it would suck
to never turn 18
Cause I know pedophiles would try to rape me
I wanna say that Dracula is my homie
Be a vegetarian even though I eat meat
Wanna say that Carlisle is my daddy
That's such an awesome name
They'll all be jealous of me
In Twilight, this guy I know
the palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him though
And you know,
I Wanna Be like Edward Cullen
I Wanna Be Edward Cullen
Wish I Was Edward Cullen
Wish I could be in,
Dr. Cullen's family and the Olympic Coven
Then Edward can be my brethren
And he can tell me how to be more like him
Jasper and Emmett are so cool also
And Alice is like Katy Perry Hot and Cold
Don't Want to be near Rosalie though
Cause I have a thing about being around a-holes
I'd run and tell Edward to leave Bella, please
it's obvious she would much rather be with me
And if he says no,
then I'll have to agree
Cause honestly, he could beat the crap outta me
In Twilight, this guy I know
the palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And now you know, I
Wannna Be like Edward Cullen
I Wanna be Edward Cullen
Wish I Was Edward Cullen
Walkin Walkin Walkin's Dumb
Wish I could do the Edward run
Then I would be real quick too
And I could get in home in time for Scooby Doo
If I was Edward, I would be
1 million times hotter than he could ever be
And James would be afraid of me
And I would live happily
If I could read people's thoughts
I Wanna have Edward Cullen's life
I wanna graduate a thousand times
Just like in Twilight
this guy I know
the palest skin you ever saw
All the girls still want him, though
And you know, I
Wanna Be like Edward Cullen
I Wanna Be Edward Cullen
Wish I Could be Edward Cullen
Cullen Cullen Cullen Cullen
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2 Comments
This is the funniest crap i have ever seen in the twilight stufffffff ok but Edward cullen is no hot
Omg iTs absurd!